I Think This Makes Me Sad

Saw this on Fark, and just had to bring it to your attention. Anyway, it's called the Great John, and it's a toilet for "large" people. From the site:

To insure STURDINESS, we also added reinforcements into the base. Our toilets are tested to 2000 lb. To eliminate the problem of the SEAT SLIDING, we provide "Anti-Side" fins for safety. This also prevents pinching. Finally, GJ has added a second SET OF ANCHORS at the front sides of the base to increase protection against movement of the unit from the floor.

2000lbs? Sweet, fancy Moses. That's a substantial toilet. America truely is the greatest nation on earth!