If dad goes for a walk with his daughter and holds her hand, apparently Virginia Department of Health officials wants you to pick up the phone and destroy his life by reporting him as a possible sexual abuser. I would've thought this article about this campaign was from the Onion or some satirical publication, but it's for real.
"The 'Stop It Now' campaign - just launched locally - will urge people to call a help line if they see an adult whom they suspect of having a sexual relationship with a child.
"'We want to teach them to trust their instinct and, if it doesn't feel right, take action,' Odor said."
"Ah, but is there a misleading billboard?" you ask.
Why, yes. Yes, there is.
Because as we all know, all men are sexual predators, and should never be trusted around ANYONE, especially their own children.
Makes me scared to have kids, you know?
-Hold you kid's hand? CPS might take her away
-Discipline child? CPS might take her away
-Sick child? CPS might take her away
-Homeschool the child? CPS might take her away
Land of the free? Not so much...