Police responding to a call from the city's northwest side about 3:20 a.m. found 64-year-old Robert McNally on the hallway floor with his arm around the neck of 52-year-old David T. Meyers, who was pronounced dead at the scene.
Police said Meyers was naked except for a mask and latex gloves and had entered the home through a window near the girl's bedroom with rope, condoms and a knife. He was familiar with the home's layout because it belonged to a relative, police said.
The girl awoke and screamed when she saw the man in her room, police said. The father responded and struggled with the intruder while the girl's mother phoned 911.
In short, the FOTY choked the ever lovin' life outta this dude. That's farkin' hardcore.
Police did not anticipate any charges against McNally.
You know, if it DID go to trial, it would be a very short trial.
Judge: "What happened?"
FOTY: "Well, I heard my daughter scream and there was some buck-naked sack of human debris with rubbers, a knife, and a mask trying to get into her room. He seems to have been a convicted rapist."
Judge: "What did you do?"
FOTY: "I shut his ass off."
Judge: "Works for me. We're adjourned."
One sad thing is, no future husband/boyfriend is EVER going to be able to compare to Daddy in this girl's eyes.
Makes me think, this is why the Good Lord created the Remington 870.