Monday, October 30, 2006

Wadcutter Voted Today: His Experience

Pretty funny. Slightly salty language warning. Doesn't bother me, but some of you are sensitive. Excerpt:

Just doing my part to ensure that gay couples have the right to hire a sub-minimum wage illegal immigrant pastor to perform their marriage while high on marijuana... or something. Karl Rove probably used a neural shunt to jack his cyborg brain into my Diebold machine and stole my votes anyway.


Enjoy!

3 comments:

Cutter said...

Thanks for the link!

I think I'm going to stop whining and actually run for County Lemonade Stand Licensing & Taxation Czar next year.

Greatmoose said...

I'd vote for you. 'Course, you're in CO, right? I guess I could use an absentee ballot. I'll go ask my local DNC how to do that for a state I don't live in. Cheers!

Matthew J. said...

Don't forget to also cast votes in the names of dead people. The DNC can help you with that too.