Thursday, November 30, 2006

Newest Military Technology: Silly String

Actually a pretty cool idea. Apparently, they're using it find tripwires in building before they enter a room.

"Because it's light weight and it helps detect wires when they're going through a doorway without setting off the explosive ordinance,” said Jones.

You can see how the string gets hung up on wires that would otherwise be invisible to the naked eye, wires that could be connected to a bomb. And this is not something the military provides.

I love our troops' ingenuity. Oh, I forgot, they're all inbred retards, right John Kerry?


Joshua "Doc" Wible said...

I am so ashamed, only stupid, idiots who grew up in the back of a truck drinking rats milk would think of using silly string in a war. How pathetic! This just goes to show that only uneducated dolts join the armed forces. Because people with educations dont play with redneck toys like silly string!

John Kerry, John Kerry, John Kerry!!!!!!

Matthew J. said...

Oh, jeez.