2: Knock over the neighborhood kids' snowman because ... well, just because. The world's a harsh place -- they might as well learn that now.8: Re-gift back to the original giver. On purpose.
Man, it sure hurts when someone comes and destroys your snowman. Remember when a few guys came and destroyed the beautiful snowlady and snowman we built a few years ago? That was a fun day in February (well, until the buttheads destroyed our snowpeople!) Maybe we'll get a beautiful snow like that for Valentine's Day again!
I liked this one;7: When Aunt Wilma arrives at the party carrying her antler-wearing toy poodle, tell her that she and the pooch are starting to look more alike.It is cold hearted and cruel, but a puppy dog is involved, so it can't be that bad.
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