Your loyalty to family is rare in our times. When your half-brother was assassinated, Oh how we wept for you, thinking, what a terrible accident this assassination is. My Saddam, I wish we had more time with you, to find out what makes you tick, tick, tick. How your golden toilet seat will miss you!
It's short, sweet, and classic Martin. Imagine his voice with words, and you'll kick it up a notch. That's how a tribute to a dictator is done. Thanks, Steve!