I Have the Greatest Wife in the World!

So, we went to Diamonback's last night (best steaks in town, BTW), and celebrated our anniversary. I had the Green Peppercorn Filet (Port wine/peppercorn sauce). It was like BUTTER! Excellent meal. We finished it off with the Chocolate Bag desert (pics to come later). There are no words to describe it. Anyway, here is what my wonderful wife got me. I got such a kick out of it, I laughed for a good ten minutes. Anyway, since 5 years is supposed to be wood: