Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Cindy Sheehan Fast Update: Ice Cream is Not Food

See, Saint Cindy is on this fast, right? For the next two and half months. "Wow," you're thinking. Well, before you switch sides, consider the fact that during her "fast", she is "allowing" herself to drink smoothies and eat ice cream.

You heard me. Smoothies. And ice cream. Kinda defeats the purpose of a fast, doesn't it?

Stand amazed at her dedication to "bringing the troops home."

3 comments:

Matthew J. said...

She needs to get with Ted Stevens and join the internet tubes diet. I hear it's great for you and delicious too!

Joshua "Doc" Wible said...

I dont think that smoothies or ice cream fall under the food categories on her planet. I did a little research and found that where she comes from cow dung is the most prevelant form of food, which is why, I presume, she is always having diarrhea of the mouth.
So stand strong Cindy, and make sure you are standing in the middle of the street!

Greatmoose said...

And by street, we mean I-35.