See, Saint Cindy is on this fast, right? For the next two and half months. "Wow," you're thinking. Well, before you switch sides, consider the fact that during her "fast", she is "allowing" herself to drink smoothies and eat ice cream.
You heard me. Smoothies. And ice cream. Kinda defeats the purpose of a fast, doesn't it?
Stand amazed at her dedication to "bringing the troops home."