Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Just Like A Mini-Mall!

First, watch. It's truly a wonder to behold:

Seriously, that's their main selling point. "Just like a mini-mall."

Not "lowest prices!"
Not "great customer service!"
Not even "free hot dog with any purchase!"

No no, "Just like a mini-mall." What does that even mean? And more importantly, it appears to be a furniture store. How, exactly, is that "just like a mini-mall?" Also, check out the dude's eyes at about 0:45. I am sore afraid...


Daniel said...

This has got to be the dumbest ad I have ever seen. Thanks Moose for causing me to waste two minutes of my life.

Just kidding, I ain't mad atcha. I just wish I could those two minutes of my life back.

Joshua "Doc" Wible said...

Incredible! A mini-mall! Finally someone has a flea market thats just like a mini-mall! My life is complete! Flea Market, Montgomery, its just like, its just like, its just like a mini-mall! YESSSSSSSSS

shelly said...

Wow, that's definitely a place I will NOT be buying funiture from!

Matt said...

That dude has eyes like Baylor's favorite son, Mike Singletary!