First, watch. It's truly a wonder to behold:
Seriously, that's their main selling point. "Just like a mini-mall."
Not "lowest prices!"
Not "great customer service!"
Not even "free hot dog with any purchase!"
No no, "Just like a mini-mall." What does that even mean? And more importantly, it appears to be a furniture store. How, exactly, is that "just like a mini-mall?" Also, check out the dude's eyes at about 0:45. I am sore afraid...