Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Rejoice! We Have A New Savior!

The Church of Scientology has chosen a new "Christ"!


TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

Praise be to L. Ron Hubbard! Truly, we are blessed to have his gaze upon us.


JTapp said...

"And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion."

I hope I'm not here for that one.

Joshua "Doc" Wible said...

Whats with the guy in the background? Looks like he is trying to dump a brick. Or maybe hs is trying really hard not to kill Tommmy Cruise. I know it would be hard for me too.