Thursday, May 24, 2007

You Too Can Be Big Hit At Parties, Thanks To GSK!

Apparently, GlaxoSmithKline's new diet drug has a side effect that should be a big hit at parties, the office, our when you're just lying around! Anal leakage!

Of course, GSK is a caring, compassionate drug company, so they offer this helpful but of advice:

"You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of your treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work. "

Thanks, GSK!


Joshua "Doc" Wible said...

Yessss!! Now I can blame GSK's diet drug for my "problem."

Greatmoose said...

Y'know, you where the first person I thought of when I read this article.

Joshua "Doc" Wible said...

I will take that as a compliment.