I can see the headline now:
The terrorists had a cunning plan, but they never counted on the swift and merciless Chinese segway cavalry!
*Came up with that myself.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Truly, The Chinese Are Our Betters
Those crafty, crafty Chinese have devised the ultimate anti-terror weapon for the Olympic games. Look upon it and despair! Behold, The People's Glorious Automtated Mobile Cavalry For Great Justice!*
I can see the headline now:
The terrorists had a cunning plan, but they never counted on the swift and merciless Chinese segway cavalry!
*Came up with that myself.
I can see the headline now:
The terrorists had a cunning plan, but they never counted on the swift and merciless Chinese segway cavalry!
*Came up with that myself.
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3 comments:
Run for your lives!!!! The segway!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your weapons are useless against them!!!
THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!
(you southpark fans will get the joke)
Hmmmm.....
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