Thursday, July 03, 2008

Truly, The Chinese Are Our Betters

Those crafty, crafty Chinese have devised the ultimate anti-terror weapon for the Olympic games. Look upon it and despair! Behold, The People's Glorious Automtated Mobile Cavalry For Great Justice!*



I can see the headline now:

The terrorists had a cunning plan, but they never counted on the swift and merciless Chinese segway cavalry!

*Came up with that myself.

3 comments:

Joshua "Doc" Wible said...

Run for your lives!!!! The segway!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your weapons are useless against them!!!

Greatmoose said...

THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!



(you southpark fans will get the joke)

Shelly said...

Hmmmm.....